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.: winwinwin a pickle in a bag!
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enter to win!

Contest Over: Thanks for your interest!
{feel free to send drawings anyway}

ok, so this is the deal. I have a tshirt [size: medium] and hat from the aidswalk - and as a slightly strange appreciation of your support, a virtually unlimited supply of pickle-in-a-bags [it's exactly what it sounds like]. if I think of anything else to give away, you can win that too.

send in any original [reproduction of your own work is acceptable] two dimensional drawing of a dog or a tree [imaginary trees and real dogs prefered]. hard copies will be placed strategically for Satchmo's perusal. the piece that illicits the best response [sniffing, eating, standing on, etc] will be eligible for the grand pickle-in-a-bag prize.

any medium allowed, but entries that decompose or smell will be thrown out immediately, or returned to sender. multiple entries allowed, but don't be annoying or stupid about it. entries will not necessarily survive the selection process, so don't expect it back.

please include your name and contact info somewhere on your entry. failure to comply will result in ridicule, disqualification, and the threat of disembowelment by telepathy. your entry is implicit agreement to the inherent unfairness of this sweepstakes, and your willingness to bear the burden of this knowledge without complaint or appeal.

you can email, snail mail, or hand deliver your entry. bribes, although pleasant, will have no effect on satchmo's final decision. entries must be received no later than 12:01am tues aug 15th.

all entries should be accompanied by a name, real snail mail address [in case you win], phone number and email address. if you like, you can also include other information including [but not limited to]: website, pager, cell phone, icq, aimname, mother's maiden name, place of birth, date of birth, credit info, and the like. I'd never sell your info, unless there was really a lot of money involved, so use your judgement and good luck!

prizes will be awarded strictly according to whatever the hell I decide, and whenever I feel like it. since the pickle may need refrigeration, there is a considerable advantage to being local and willing to pickup your own damn pickle. if you don't like it, tough.

to be eligible to win the aidswalk tshirt or hat, you really really should have given me money. yep. see, aren't you glad that you sponsored me?

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